Oh No a Willy Tax "Capital Gains Here I come"

Tax Code 2010

2010 Tax Code

The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER: effective January 1st, 2010, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax R20.00
10 - 20 cm. Priviledge Tax R100.00
20 - 25 cm Pole Tax R200.00
25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax R300.00

Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.

Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION...